We are the elite magical beings; the equine leaders, innovators, artists, and influencers. Together, we will reign in a new world order. With these hooves, we unite under lascivious love to further the prosperity of our species and illuminate the planet with a rainbow of sparkles.
We are the clandestine. Our secrecy is sacred. We protect our anonymity so that our identities may remain in the dark while the energy of our horns can harness the light. We are selective with whom we let into our inner circle. If you have received this invitation, consider yourself chosen. If you accept this proposition, let's fill the pool with our favorite people. Invite your friends and join us for a night of illumination and insubordination as the paradigm shifts towards a new system - one born from peace, love, and Fucking Unicorns.
We are the future. (Shh).